THE GROOVE

PRIMAL • FAMFRIT • GOBLET • WARD 26 PLOT 57ON HIATUS
WEDNESDAYS 10PM EASTERN, 7PM PACIFIC

As you walk down a quiet back alley in Ul'dah, you spot a little storefront that looks like it's been there for ages. The muffled sound of music drifts from within and a warm glow emanates from the windows.What will you do?

THE GROOVE

The door creaks as you open it and a bell gently rings overhead. The air is musty with the smell of old parchment and aged wood. The lights are turned down low, and you don't notice anyone else in the small shop. You still hear that music coming from somewhere, and now you can make out muffled conversations and clinking glass.What will you do?

THE GROOVE

The door closes softly behind you as you head back out into the Ul'dahn night. You'll forever be haunted by regrets.

THE GROOVE

You notice several display cabinets housing trinkets and musical memorabilia. Posters for concerts and festivals of yore adorn nearly ever ilm of the old wood-paneled walls. On a low table, there are baskets full of orchestrion rolls, and even more rolls filling the floor to ceiling shelves at the back. A sudden peal of laughter joins the muffled party noises.What will you do?

THE GROOVE

You call out several times, but no one answers. The distant sounds of a lively party carry on unimpeded.What will you do?

THE GROOVE

You scan the shelves and discover a treasure trove of music from all genres. There are albums here from your parent's--even your grandparent's time and older. In fact, you don't see much modern music represented, and the layer of dust makes you wonder if you're the first customer to touch this merchandise in quite some time.You notice the shelves continue around the corner into a small alcove, and as you approach, the muffled noises grow a bit louder.What will you do?

THE GROOVE

You follow the sounds into a dark alcove, and as you step inside, you not only confirm that the music is coming from behind one of the bookcases, you also see light leaking from between the shelves. You think this might be a trick door!What will you do?

THE GROOVE

Congratulations, you've discovered a secret passageway!The hidden door opens to reveal stairs leading to the basement and the source of the mysterious sounds. Head on down and join the party!

MENU

Our bartender is making it up as she goes.
(RP items/gil, tips optional but appreciated!)

DRINKS

~ Alll drinks can be made "Like a Virgin" ~

  • Get into The Groove
    ~ Try our daily special!

  • Start Me Up
    ~ espresso, steamed yak milk, mocha syrup, orange habanero hot sauce
    ~ Catboy style: drip coffee and tabasco

  • Moogleritaville
    ~ It's a margarita, kupo!

  • Put the Lime Pineapple in the Coconut
    ~ rum, coconut creme, pineapple juice, served in a hollowed out coconut with an obscene amount of garnish.

  • Fly Me to the Moonshine
    ~ Lichyard Libations, lemon juice, rolanberry jam, club soda, lemon peel

  • Gold Experience
    ~ vodka, cinnamon liqueur, gold flakes, champagne, rimmed with yellow sugar.

FOOD

  • Rami's Star-Famous Dragon-Approved JerkyTM
    Now in Original, Thavnairian Curry, and Hingan Teriyaki flavor!

  • Probably stale chips!

  • Meowgarita ~ Are you a cat?

RULES

  • SFW 18+ immersive, lore friendly RP venue.

  • Adult topics will likely be discussed, but explicit nsfw talk or acts will be received as you'd expect at any real-world business during operating hours.

  • Queer Lalafell owned and operated, bigotry will not be tolerated.

  • Not spoiler-free! We'll try to avoid major MSQ spoilers, but generally assume everyone is caught up.

  • New role-players welcome! Let us know if you have questions or want some help. Here's a handy guide to get you started as well!

STAFF

No one actually works here.

Roxanne Beauvoix
(aka Lynn Gweenie)
Owner, Headliner, Tax Evader

Arami Erran'te
Mixologist, Arcanist, Exhibitionist